This Ain't No Parking Lot

Don't Pull Into The Friend Zone With Girls You Want To Date

You can’t park here!

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The friend zone is a concept that most guys don’t fully understand. They get the concept, but not the reasons why they have been friend zoned.

Guys, it’s not rocket science, a plumber can figure this out. To prove it, we’re going to go back to some of the lessons that we learned while we were a kid. And what other way to go back to childhood memories to remember the lessons we learned?…Mario Brothers…….

Mario is going to help us guys go in the right direction. Mario has never steered us wrong, and he won’t in this situation either.

First of all, guys need to understand that being in the “friend zone” and the “relationship” constitute two different altitudes and situations that are buildings part. Please refer to picture for more information. Ever tell a girl you liked her and only to have her have the reaction of “WOAH…………didn’t see that one coming”. Yeah that’s why, buildings apart.

Getting into the friend zone is probably the easiest thing one can get into. Girls for the most part are pretty friendly and receptive to making new friends. Unless they’re obnoxious, ditsy, or stuck up, then you wouldn’t want to be their friend anyway(unless you’re into that). As long as you offer some type of value and you’re not a narcissistic jerk, a guy will can get himself into the friend zone pretty easily.

5 ways to find out if you’re in the friend zone.

1) Are you challenging her? Women like a challenge, if you don’t pose some type of challenge whether it be intellectually, emotionally, physically etc. then really, what is the purpose of your existence? You’re in the friend zone if you’re not challenging her.

2) Are you a leader or a follower? If you don’t take control of situations and you let the girl make all the decisions then it shows that you’re incapable of being the lion in the den. You’re in the friend zone if you’re a follower.

3) Do you always give her what she asks for? You’re in the friend zone if you always give her what she wants.

4) Everytime she wants to do something or meet up, are you always there? You’re in the friend zone if you make yourself always available to her. You have to have the confidence to turn her down and say no, “I’m busy”.

5) Are you flirting with her to point that she reciprocates? You’re in the friend zone if she doesn’t flirt with you. Big FLAG.

I can’t speak to the time interval or process in which girls make the division between friend zone and relationship. However, a woman will always put a guy into a these buckets when they first get to know them: 1) guy I’ll never see again but was nice to meet 2) guy who needs to get lost because he’s annoying 3)potential friend 4)potential relationship etc.

But the problem starts when a guy who has been friend zoned attempts to make the jump to the relationship stage. Mainly because the guy thinks that the girl is sending out enough signals to indicate that she’s interested. This individual is brave. Now I’m not saying this can’t be done, but if it is going to be attempted, you might want to make sure that you get the mushroom or the fireball flower before you make the jump, translation: you need all the power in the world to succeed in what you’re trying to do.

Just look at the angle and level of inclination that Mario has to jump to move from one stage to the other. It’s no doubt that the failure rate approaches 90%. 9 times out of 10, this is going to fail.

So you want to know why you can’t get out of the friend zone?

Because you got in it in the first place. Sad, but true. Think of it as detention: you did something wrong so you need to be isolated from the other people who are doing things right.

If you have failed the 5 points above, but still decide that you want to be brave…..there is still one more validation point that you should go through.

If you’re seriously thinking about making the move, I want you to step into Mario’s shoes. I want you to find two objects that differ by 2 metres in height and 3 metres in length; similar to the Mario picture. And I want you to physically make the leap. If you can pull this jump off, I give you the go ahead to make the leap from friend to something more………

Disclaimer: This blog is not liable for any injury that may be the result of you 1) Attempting to move from the friend zone to the relationship and have your heart shattered 2) making leaps between two objects and causing severe bodily harm.


Written by beshleman

February 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm

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  1. Oh the Friend zone. Some guys just don’t seem to understand how they got there. Funny post, love it 🙂


    February 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm

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